Pastor Maldonado finishes 1st and wins the Driver Championship

"71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
11/23/2014 at 17:03 • Filed to: Blatant Lies, F1

This is not a headline from today. I am not too thrilled at the actual results, wouldn't my headline be way more interesting? I think so. Spoilers below

DISCUSSION (9)

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
11/23/2014 at 17:10

You don't like Lewis Hamilton?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/23/2014 at 17:17

No, in fact he may be one of my least favorite drivers on the grid. He's a fast driver, he has a cool car, he has cool cars, but I think he's an ass and I don't know if I can handle his ego after today.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
11/23/2014 at 17:26

I get the complete opposite take from him.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/23/2014 at 17:34

I recognize that my dislike is mostly irrational and I can't fault others from liking him, but I just get bad vibes from him. I can't deny that he's an excellent driver.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/23/2014 at 18:05

He's too "swaggy". also still bitter Ferrari was utter shit this season

jvirgs drives a Subaru > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
11/23/2014 at 18:15

I think i would be more ok with his championship if, 1) Nico didn't have a mechanical failure, 2) there were more competitive cars/teams to at least make it look like more of a challenge

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
11/24/2014 at 15:11

I can say nothing bad about someone who has a purple manual street-legal Pagani Zonda R (760LH)

Tina Corbett > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
11/28/2014 at 16:07

I had to click on this to make sure I wasn't in some Star Trek Evil Alt-Universe.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Tina Corbett
11/28/2014 at 16:47

Vettel is going to Ferrari, Alonso is going to McLaren, Williams came before Ferrari in the constructors championship, and Button probably doesn't have a ride next: I'm pretty sure we're in the Alt-Universe